500 Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends & GF/BF for Whatsapp 2020

Funny Birthday Wishes

Send some funny birthday wishes on the Birthdays, which are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. Some of us look forward to them, some of us don’t. For some, it’s a reminder of how old we are getting, but if we look at the brighter side of the coin we can see it as a celebration: a time to hang out with family and friends, and just chill. Let’s look on the bright side and see the many ways that we can wish someone a Happy Birthday.

funny birthday wishes

The best people that one can be associated with are the ones who appreciate funny things in life. Sending birthday greetings has become a necessary tradition these days. Looking for Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone’s face on their birthday? Whether it’s for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we’ve got you covered with our huge selection of funny birthday wishes.

Funny Birthday Wishes On Whatsapp

  • Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art. Happy Birthday.
  •  “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”
  • I like to give back to people what they gave to me on my birthday, so here is nothing! Happy birthday.
  • As you get older, my love, unfortunately so do your jokes! Luckily you have a funny friend to make up for them! Happy birthday!
  • Let your all the dreams to be on fire and light your birthday candles with that. Have a gorgeous birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Bother

  • Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other stalkers on the web who call themselves your ‘friends’ too.
  • Don’t think of it as getting older. Think of it as a day in which you can eat as much cake you like, and no one will judge.
  • One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

  • The key to staying young, my friend, is to completely and totally deny the aging process. Besides, if you accept you’re getting older, then I must be getting older too, and that isn’t happening bro. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

  • Here is another fun fact; do not be sad on your birthday, be happy because next year around this time you will be even older..
  • The years we shared while growing up are like treasures to me. I can remember our every moment of laughter. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.
  • A big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!.

  • Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
  • I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.
  • Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.
  • “You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you.”

Funny Birthday Wishes for Daughter / Son

  • Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.
  • Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.Happy Birthday
  • You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.Happy birthday.
  • Hugging you don’t need any reason but, if there is a reason, more than one hug is a norm. Happy Birthday!
  • For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead. Happy birthday!

Crazy Funny Wishes for Friends

  •  I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
  • Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
  • Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
  • May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
  • On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
  • You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
  • If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
  • Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
  • It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
  • Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night 😉
  • Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
  • Congratulations on getting slightly older!
  • Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

Funny Birthday Wishes for BFF

  • It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
  • To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
  • I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!
  • I wanted to get you a birthday gift that reminded you of your childhood, but I just couldn’t find any dinosaurs anywhere.
  • It is just some hours to your birthday. I can’t wait to wish you a warm and happy birthday. Do me a favor reset your time to 12:00am as I do the same here; so that my birthday wishes to you can flow right away.

  • Happy birthday! It is amazing to know that gravity has nothing on your age. It goes up only and never comes down.
  • Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.
  • People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
  • Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full with water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday my friend!

  • In this short lifespan we have, time runs out faster than a birthday cake on a candy lovers birthday. So you have to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it left! Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend / GF

  • Your birthday is today?!?
    False. Today is the anniversary of your birthday.
  • Oh yeah! You’re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy Birthday!
  • Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.
  • You might find it difficult walking up the stairs to your apartment tonight, don’t worry, it’s a sign what this birthday means. You are getting old my friend. Happy birthday!

funny birthday wishes for gf

  • Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
  • This birthday means it’ time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon.
  • It’s your birthday. The good news is that you’re only as old as you act and right now you’re in kindergarten.
  • I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun about your age. I know how sensitive old folks are about their age.
  • Finally you’re 21 and legally able to do everything you’ve been doing since you were 14 years old

Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousins

  • It’s your birthday, but that’s no excuse to have a little too much to drink, it’s an excuse to have far too much to drink.
  • Be happy that you are still 3,650 days away from turning fifty. Maybe this is the only way you can console yourself about turning forty. Happy 40th birthday.

  • There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.
  • Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
  • “Happy birthday! I sincerely hope that you don’t take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it.”

Lengthy Funny Birthday Wishes 2020

  • We all knew this day was coming, it’s not bad luck, its nature. It’s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy Birthday!
  • Mum, it’s that time of year again! You do make it hard for us, don’t you?! You never chose a favorite cake for us to get, or special thing for us to do. You can never give us a list of things you want or favorite meal for us to prepare! You are the hardest woman on earth to please! For these reasons we were forced to make it up, so don’t blame us if the day is not up to scratch! Happy Birthday to the world’s biggest fence-sitting mum!
  • Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys.
  • I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. If you are now singing the end of this magical verse, you are most certainly an 80s kid. Happy Birthday to my NKOTB loving, neon scrunchy wearing, slap bracelet collecting friend.
  • If you’re having vanilla cake I would like some ice cream… but on the side. If it’s chocolate cake, no ice cream. If you’re having vanilla and chocolate marble cake, I would like the ice cream served on top of the cake. If there’s no cake, than just a scoop of chocolate ice cream. Happy Birthday to a friend that always goes above and beyond!!
  • I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as Kim Kardashian enjoys taking selfies!
  • I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday so I won’t encourage overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music…..but happy birthday, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend / BF

  • Don’t worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.
  • I wish common sense is more common and you hold some element of it. I wish you the birthday filled with happiness, joy and laughter, my dear silly friend.
  • “I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. I’m returning the favor this year. I’m afraid a Happy Birthday is all you’re going to get.”
  • Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a zesty day! Hey, I tried.
  • I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is filled with much love, many wonderful surprises and gives you lasting memories that you will cherish in all the days ahead. Happy Birthday.
  • Some of the most successful members of society are very old and should be treated with respect. As for you… well, have a Happy Birthday anyway.
  •  If you ever feel lonely in life, try visiting the zoo, because you’ll find many of your friends there. Happy birthday.
  • Happy Birthday to the most wise, attractive and successful person I know! By the way, have you met my other friends yet?
  • Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Love

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A candle a day creates a large fire on your cake. Happy Birthday.
  • Never compromise with your health, because you’re the only joker in our group. We can never afford to lose you. Happy birthday.
  • “Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!”
  • As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!

  • Set the world on fire with your dreams and use the flame to light a birthday candle. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
  • You should enjoy this year’s birthday cake, it may well be the last one you can eat with your own teeth old man! Happy birthday!
  • Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.
  • Happy birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.
  • May the dream that means most to you, start coming true this year. Happy Bday!

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